I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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