11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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