don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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