My nipple is on Facebook.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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