I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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