Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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