im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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