yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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