are you still at the devil's house?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
