why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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