I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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