Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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