Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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