My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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