Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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