I wish I could punch you in the face.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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