If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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