just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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