Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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