do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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