all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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