I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
