Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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