if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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