i permit you to call me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Someone signed my nipple.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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