She said her name was "party"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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