he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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