did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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