you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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