Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
