wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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