I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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