they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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