dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You are a genius and a whore.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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