Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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