What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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