Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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