porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
