Dual....:-)
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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