I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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