I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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