theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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