Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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