so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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