Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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