When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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