There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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