How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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