does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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