So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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