Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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