Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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