ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
