Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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